Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it
turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a
big ugly red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
Can’t be mine since she is farrrrr tooooooo young to be in menopause. Although if you see a red mark on my head … it’s due to bumping my head as I have no hair to warn me of incoming dangers.