Which “MITer’s wife” wrote this?

Menopause Jewelry

       My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
       bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
       able to monitor my moods.

       We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it
       turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a
       big ugly red mark on his forehead.

       Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.

1 thought on “Which “MITer’s wife” wrote this?

  1. Can’t be mine since she is farrrrr tooooooo young to be in menopause. Although if you see a red mark on my head … it’s due to bumping my head as I have no hair to warn me of incoming dangers.

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