This Has Nothing To Do With Cycling But…………


An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I thi nk about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that ev erything makes me think of women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian.’ 

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Semi retired, semi literate, a bit reclusive, but enjoy the company of the MIT cyclists-----> a great cross section of personalities, professions, ages, interests. We all share this strange obsession with the elegant, efficient, wonderful little machine called the bicycle.

2 thoughts on “This Has Nothing To Do With Cycling But…………

  1. Jim, i can hear you laughing as you write that little commentary. Reminds me of the time I was at the Brandon Winter Fair and ended up in the bar with some cowboys. Around the table were the team calf roping and saddle bronc champions and they had the big shiny belt buckels to prove it. We told stories and at one point it was my turn.
    Everyone was silent after my story, one of the older cowboys looked at me and said, “son, there are two types of cowboys in this world, one that has the shit on the outside of the boots and those that have it on the inside of the boots. I been sitting here looking at your boots, well, there pretty damn clean on the outside.”

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