Today I got my first ever “seniors” discount. It was at McDonalds and they gave me my green tea for $0.89 rather than the regular price of $1.19. Worst of all, I never asked for it! The cashier must have meant the guy behind me, at least that’s my story and I’m stick’n to it.
Ron, Ron, Ron, are you Egyptian? ‘Cause you’re sure living in de Nile! Always remember what the alternative is to growing old!
See Nile?
No! No! That’s me! Hey, I must be Egyptian, too.