Ever wonder what would happen if today’s Republican Party Primary were a pro-tour cycling club building their peloton? Whatever happened to the vision that spawned the anti-slavery party? Well, whatever you may have to say about them, just be certain that they are “severely more conservative” than you or anyone else. And that just makes us all feel so damn good.
If there were a Republican pro-tour, the delegates motto might be “I can pull longer than you”. Which we all know is the way to win a race, right?