An anthropologist realizes that the one thing he never taught the
natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in
the forest.He points to a tree and says to the chief, “This is a tree.” The chief
looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”
The anthropologist is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the anthropologist points to a rock and
says, “This is a rock.” Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts,
The anthropologist is really getting enthusiastic about the results when
he hears a rustling in the bushes.
As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of
heavy sexual activity.
The anthropologist is really flustered and quickly says “They are riding
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
The anthropologist goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
spent months teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each
other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, “My bike.”