bored on a sunday night…

An anthropologist realizes that the one thing he never taught the
natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in
the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, “This is a tree.” The chief
looks at the tree and grunts, “Tree.”
The anthropologist is pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and the anthropologist points to a rock and
says, “This is a rock.” Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts,
“Rock.”
The anthropologist is really getting enthusiastic about the results when
he hears a rustling in the bushes.
As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of
heavy sexual activity.

The anthropologist is really flustered and quickly says “They are riding
a bike.”
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
them.
The anthropologist goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
spent months teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each
other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, “My bike.”

1 thought on “bored on a sunday night…

  1. A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. “What’ve I done, officer?” asks the rider.
    “Perhaps you didn’t notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . .”
    “Oh, thank God for that,” says the rider – “I thought I’d gone deaf!”

    Two Nuns were riding a tandem along Wapping Warf in Bristol. The Nun on the back seat (the stoker) remarked “I’ve never come this way before”, the reply “Must be the cobble stones”

    A tired cyclist stuck his thumb out for a lift: After 3 hours, hadn’t got anyone to stop. Finally, a guy in a sports car pulled over and offered him a ride. But the bike wouldn’t fit in the car. The driver got some rope out of the trunk and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the rider: “If I go too fast, ring your bell and I’ll slow down.”
    Everything went well until another sports car blew past them. The driver forgot all about the cyclist and put his foot down. A short distance down the road, they hammered through a speed trap. The cop with the radar gun and radioed ahead that he had 2 sports cars heading his way at over 150 mph. He then relayed, “and you’re not going to believe this, but there’s a cyclist behind them ringing his bell to pass!”.

    A roadie was walking on campus one day when his friend, another roadie, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
    The first roadie was stunned and asked, “Where did you get such a nice bike?”
    The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!'”
    The second roadie nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”

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